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What is uglier than an aardvark? Two aardvarks!
What does the aardvark call his dog? Aard-bark!
What do you call a Polish aardvark? A Polaark!
Who loves hamburgers, French fries, and ants? Ronald McAardvark!
What do you call an aardvark in a frying pan? A lardvark!
How do ants hide from aardvarks? They disguise themselves as uncles!
What is the difference between an aardvark and a coyote? One has a long smeller, the other, a loud yeller!
What does an aardvark keep in his aquarium? An aard-shark!
A man wanted a new aardvark so he looked through the classified ads. He phoned a number he found and an elderly lady answered. "How much are your aardvarks?" he asked. "Theyre £6 each," came the reply. "Did you raise them yourself?" inquired the man. "Oh yes," she said, "Yesterday they were only £5 each."
Whats worse than a giraffe with a sore throat? An aardvark with the sniffles!
What do you call an aardvark that writes poems? A bardvark!
What do you call an aardvark thats just won a fight? A well aardvark!
Why does mama aardvark call her husband a cannibal? Because he ate his ant for dinner!
Whos aardvarks favorite male singer? Frank Sinostril!
What does an aardvark use when he has a cold? An ant-ihistamine!
What do you call an road construction aardvark? A tarredvark!
Who won the animal race?T he giraffe and the aardvark were running neck and neck, but the aardvark won by a nose!
What has 200 legs, 50 noses, and is very loud? A herd of stampeding aardvarks!
What do you call a boxing match between two aardvarks? A snout bout!
Why do aardvarks like to talk to ants? They can stick to the subject!
What do you call an aardvark good with a light saber? A darthvark!
What do you call an aardvark thats good at golf? A paredvark!
Two aardvarks watched in amazement as a firework flashed across the sky. 1st aardvark: Wow! I wish I could fly like that. 2nd aardvark: You would, if your tail was on fire.
Why was Easter the aardvarks favorite holiday? Because he liked aard-boiled eggs!
What do you call a thick-skinned aardvark? A hardvark!
Which aardvark holds the speed record? The nearsighted aardvark, who wrapped his tongue around a motorcycle!
Why do aardvarks make undesirable neighbors? Because they always have their noses in other peoples business!
Did you hear about the household appliance that eats ants and records TV shows? Its the VCRdvard
hat do you call an aardvark thats been thrown out of a pub? A barredvark!
How many aardvarks can ride on an elephant? Six... three on the back and three in the trunk!
What do you call an aardvark that plays poker? A cardvark!
What do you call a pickled aardvark?A jarredvark!
What do you call a Polish aardvark?A Polaark!
I've got a new aardvark. Would you like to play with him? I dont really know. Ive heard it growling, it doesnt sound very friendly. Does it bite? Thats what I want to find out.
Who's the aardvark's favorite female vocalist? Bearbara Streis-ant!
What are the aardvark's favorite Beatle's songs? It's Been an Aards Day's Night and I Want to Hold Your Ant!
What do you call an aardvark that's just lost a fight? A vark!
What do you call an aardvark outside Buckingham Palace? A guardvark!
Why can elephants swim - and aardvarks can t? Aardvarks don't have trunks!
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Aardvark.
Aardvark who?
Aardvark a million miles for one of your smiles.
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